Wisconsin Engineer Commentary

Another Commentary session in the brand nu Wisconsin Engineer (Feb 2007).
By : K. Jordan, J. Tabaka, C. Weltzin

FOUND : One overstuffed backpack. Probability of belonging to an engineering undergrad student, 99.87271828 %

Contents include :
- 6 pack of Red Bull
- Table of trigonometric identities
- Philips screwdriver / mini screwdriver set/eyeglass screwdriver
- Soldering iron
- Spare pocket protector
- Cell phone with 2 MP camera, MP3 player, Bluetooth, text messaging... and a Beastie Boys ring tone
- A *balanced* checkbook
- Appointment book
- The power cord from an appliance you saw in the trash (who would throw that out?)
- Polyhedral dice set of upcoming D&D get-together
- New Dilbert comic to hang up at work
- 15 mechanical pencils, 2 of which actually have lead left in them
- $537 worth of unreadable engineering textbooks (HAHAHAHA.. .red)
- Black book of phone numbers... for study groups and pizza delivery
- More computing power than the first space shuttle... and the entire college of liberal arts (HAHAHAHAHAHA... .red)
- 3 day old sandwich, which explains the funny smell
-Roll of duct tape
- Alarm clock for nap in Union South (kacaw abis.... HAHAHAHA)
- Sharpie for labelling lab samples
- Collapsible ruler (measures metric and English units, and entertains like a Jacob's ladder)
- Hacky sack
- Wisconsin Engineer magazine (yeeaaah!!! .red)

...If this sounds familiar please let us know, thank you.

~ Wisconsin Engineer Staff