Lucunya guru kita
Gw sering bayangin jadi tenaga pengajar tuh enak aje ya. Seenak udel. Kasi peer ini itu sama project dan exam, kepikir ga sih kita tuh setenga mati...
Tapi hari ini jadi mikir, kadang mereka ada lucu2nya juga.
Buat yang ga tau, TA = Teaching Assistant = As-dos nya Indo.
TA CBE 450, hari pertama discussion section
PF (TA gw) : tell us your name, whether or not you're graduating this semester, and 1 thing about you.
Classmate C : My name is Chilwin, I'm graduating this semester, and I come from Indonesia.
Classmate F : My name is Freddy, I'm not graduating this semester, and I come from Indonesia.
gw : My name is Stephanie, I'm not graduating this semester, and I come from Indonesia.
Classmate E : My name is Edward, I'm not graduating this semester, and I also come from Indonesia.
PF : (ngangguk2 aje sama ketawa) *dalem ati* "Ga kreatip amat anak2 gw..."
Professor CBE 450, lecture hari ini
RM (professor gw) : So is this the maximum or minimum boiling azeotrope?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : who say it's maximum?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (masi tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : who say it's minimum?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (tetep tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : okay, who say "I don't know"?
kelas kita : (akhirnya ada juga yang dikit2 angkat tangan...)
Hahaha...
RM : So, will the temperature curve shifted lower or higher?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (lagi2 tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : Who say it's lower?
kelas kita : (tidak ada jawaban...)
RM : Who say it's higher?
kelas kita : (akhirnya ada juga yang angkat bicara) Actually we kinda try to remember which one it is (dari kelas yang dah pernah diambil).
RM : Who say "I don't know"?
kelas kita : (yang angkat tangan makin dikit dari yang pertama kali bilang "I don't know")
RM : Who even don't think about it? (ga mikirin jawabannya sama sekali)
gw : (senyum2 lucu... kayanya professor kita dah stress banget kali ya, padahal kita ga nyuekin dia gimana2 banget, hehehe)
TA Chem 562, discussion section tadi siang
TA (lupa namanya) : Does this answer your question? Hopefully you are not more confused.
kelas kita : singggggg (ga ada yang ngangguk muka cengo liatin dia).
TA : hmm, I don't think I make it any clearer. Just think of q as an abstract normal coordinate system.
gw : (dalem ati, masi cengo) damn, gimana makin jelas, dia aje sedesperate gitu sampe milih kata äbstrak buat ngejelasin gitu loh!
kelas kita : (masi diem aje)
(Terus tiba2 TA gw berusaha gerakin tangannya di depan kelas, gayanya lucu)
TA : I know this seems stupid, but this is actually how the vibration in anti-symmetrical stretch of H2O can be represented.
kelas kita : (ga makin ngerti, ngerasa pertanyaan tak terjawab...)
Masi TA Chem 562 gw tadi, discussion section tadi siang juga.
TA : Any questions?
salah satu dari murid : (angkat tangan)
TA : You don't have to raise your hand, this is not lecture. We have a small class.
murid tadi : But I want to raise my hand. (Bukannya ngasi tau pertanyaan dia apa...)
TA : ??!?
gw : hehehe... (ngeliatin doank mereka berdua lucu)
Kasian banget sih. Apalagi TA Chem 562 gw itu, pelajarannya abstrak banget, susah ngertinya. Dia musti ngejelasin banyak banget. Makin gw perhatiin makin aneh aje gayanya pas ngajar discussion.
Well, kadang mgkn yang musti disebelin bukan dia tapi grader! Hehehe, abisnya grader suka ngasi grade nyebelin. Mgkn sama professor yang ga jelas (Professor Chem 562 gw), bole juga tuh ikutan disebelin.
Guru2 kita suka aneh2 di depan kelas, menunjukkan gerakan2 yang berbau aneh dan desperate, kalo dipikir2 karena kita2nya juga (yang hopeless ato suka aneh2 juga). Hehehe...
Perhatiin deh guru2 loe mgkn mereka juga suka aneh2.
Ada tambahan:
kadang2 emank guru loe sendiri dah aneh dari sananya.
Professor Zoo 570, beberapa minggu yang lalu
(dia tiba2 di tenga pelajaran cerita sendiri di depan kelas):
"Yesterday I wanted to go home and go to one of those bike racks near E-Hall. Then I saw this little baby mouse. I decided to take it and put it into my bag, and bring it home with me. Once I got home, I tried to feed it. It didn't want to eat anything; I was so afraid that it would die. So today, I decided to bring Greg, that's the name I assigned to him, to my office. I asked those people handling mice in the department. They gave something to Greg, and Greg just ate it like crazy. Now I'm giving lecture to you guys, and still thinkin how Greg is now that he's in my office, hopefully he hasn't died yet. It's funny how we aren't allowed to have any animals in this department. It's a ZOOLOGY department! And guys, please don't tell anybody that I brought Greg in today!"
kita sekelas : hahahaha *ketawa sambil bingung ini professor kenapaaaaaa coba. Geli banget ambil tikus di jalanan! Bawa pulang lagi, jadiin piaraan!! STRESS*
Tapi hari ini jadi mikir, kadang mereka ada lucu2nya juga.
Buat yang ga tau, TA = Teaching Assistant = As-dos nya Indo.
TA CBE 450, hari pertama discussion section
PF (TA gw) : tell us your name, whether or not you're graduating this semester, and 1 thing about you.
Classmate C : My name is Chilwin, I'm graduating this semester, and I come from Indonesia.
Classmate F : My name is Freddy, I'm not graduating this semester, and I come from Indonesia.
gw : My name is Stephanie, I'm not graduating this semester, and I come from Indonesia.
Classmate E : My name is Edward, I'm not graduating this semester, and I also come from Indonesia.
PF : (ngangguk2 aje sama ketawa) *dalem ati* "Ga kreatip amat anak2 gw..."
Professor CBE 450, lecture hari ini
RM (professor gw) : So is this the maximum or minimum boiling azeotrope?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : who say it's maximum?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (masi tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : who say it's minimum?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (tetep tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : okay, who say "I don't know"?
kelas kita : (akhirnya ada juga yang dikit2 angkat tangan...)
Hahaha...
RM : So, will the temperature curve shifted lower or higher?
kelas kita : siiiinnnngggggggg... (lagi2 tidak ada yang menjawab)
RM : Who say it's lower?
kelas kita : (tidak ada jawaban...)
RM : Who say it's higher?
kelas kita : (akhirnya ada juga yang angkat bicara) Actually we kinda try to remember which one it is (dari kelas yang dah pernah diambil).
RM : Who say "I don't know"?
kelas kita : (yang angkat tangan makin dikit dari yang pertama kali bilang "I don't know")
RM : Who even don't think about it? (ga mikirin jawabannya sama sekali)
gw : (senyum2 lucu... kayanya professor kita dah stress banget kali ya, padahal kita ga nyuekin dia gimana2 banget, hehehe)
TA Chem 562, discussion section tadi siang
TA (lupa namanya) : Does this answer your question? Hopefully you are not more confused.
kelas kita : singggggg (ga ada yang ngangguk muka cengo liatin dia).
TA : hmm, I don't think I make it any clearer. Just think of q as an abstract normal coordinate system.
gw : (dalem ati, masi cengo) damn, gimana makin jelas, dia aje sedesperate gitu sampe milih kata äbstrak buat ngejelasin gitu loh!
kelas kita : (masi diem aje)
(Terus tiba2 TA gw berusaha gerakin tangannya di depan kelas, gayanya lucu)
TA : I know this seems stupid, but this is actually how the vibration in anti-symmetrical stretch of H2O can be represented.
kelas kita : (ga makin ngerti, ngerasa pertanyaan tak terjawab...)
Masi TA Chem 562 gw tadi, discussion section tadi siang juga.
TA : Any questions?
salah satu dari murid : (angkat tangan)
TA : You don't have to raise your hand, this is not lecture. We have a small class.
murid tadi : But I want to raise my hand. (Bukannya ngasi tau pertanyaan dia apa...)
TA : ??!?
gw : hehehe... (ngeliatin doank mereka berdua lucu)
Kasian banget sih. Apalagi TA Chem 562 gw itu, pelajarannya abstrak banget, susah ngertinya. Dia musti ngejelasin banyak banget. Makin gw perhatiin makin aneh aje gayanya pas ngajar discussion.
Well, kadang mgkn yang musti disebelin bukan dia tapi grader! Hehehe, abisnya grader suka ngasi grade nyebelin. Mgkn sama professor yang ga jelas (Professor Chem 562 gw), bole juga tuh ikutan disebelin.
Guru2 kita suka aneh2 di depan kelas, menunjukkan gerakan2 yang berbau aneh dan desperate, kalo dipikir2 karena kita2nya juga (yang hopeless ato suka aneh2 juga). Hehehe...
Perhatiin deh guru2 loe mgkn mereka juga suka aneh2.
Ada tambahan:
kadang2 emank guru loe sendiri dah aneh dari sananya.
Professor Zoo 570, beberapa minggu yang lalu
(dia tiba2 di tenga pelajaran cerita sendiri di depan kelas):
"Yesterday I wanted to go home and go to one of those bike racks near E-Hall. Then I saw this little baby mouse. I decided to take it and put it into my bag, and bring it home with me. Once I got home, I tried to feed it. It didn't want to eat anything; I was so afraid that it would die. So today, I decided to bring Greg, that's the name I assigned to him, to my office. I asked those people handling mice in the department. They gave something to Greg, and Greg just ate it like crazy. Now I'm giving lecture to you guys, and still thinkin how Greg is now that he's in my office, hopefully he hasn't died yet. It's funny how we aren't allowed to have any animals in this department. It's a ZOOLOGY department! And guys, please don't tell anybody that I brought Greg in today!"
kita sekelas : hahahaha *ketawa sambil bingung ini professor kenapaaaaaa coba. Geli banget ambil tikus di jalanan! Bawa pulang lagi, jadiin piaraan!! STRESS*
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