Hillariously Funny
get it from anaknya_paijo. Hahaha, thx a lot dude, you made my day... :)
You Know You're Indonesian When....
Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a
day.
You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to
gourmet food.
You talk during a movie.
You eat fried rice in the morning.
You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap
or Levi's.
gw lebih suka Gap sih tetep, hehehe
You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
I do! I do! Hehehe
You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
I don't know who he is
You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you
travel.
Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000
embarrasses you.
You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it
anyways, because you are homesick.
You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and
tempe.
You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".
You are very good at avoiding potholes and other
road hazards.
Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
You think Supermi is a staple food.
You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a
quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.
You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
You have ever successfully bribed a customs
officer.
You do your shopping in Singapore.
Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older
then you really are.
You have ever legally bought pirated software.
You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
You have bought something from a barefooted
street peddler.
You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
Hehehe, fortunately I don't
You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on
wheels.
You realized that money is everything before you
were six.
The first thing that comes to mind when hearing
the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a
train.
Your daily commute includes thinking up new
ways to ride the city bus for free.
You don't mind people being late.
You think standing in line is a waste of time.
You have tried every Monday of your youth trying
to avoid upacara bendera.
You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like
a coil and is lit on one end.
You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on
daily basis
You know what Pancasila is, what it means and
know it by heart.
You complain that movies in America don't have
sub-titles.
Your daily conversation may include enactments
of TV commercials.
You have ever consulted a dukun.
Hahaha, ga siiih.
Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and
gotten away with it.
You have ever spent the night before an exam
looking for someone who sells the questions.
You like the smell of terasi.
You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super
Bowl.
You can name a manufacturer of
shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.
You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back
yard.
You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three
wheels.
You miss your maid during laundry day.
Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is
visible from 50' away.
You attend weddings only until you are done
eating.
You have attended weddings that you are not
invited to.
You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of
ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
You know more than one music group that stole
the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
You make major decisions based on gengsi.
You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-
back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.
Someone in your family has extra pockets in his
outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
You have paid more then $1000 to get your name
on your license plate.
When watching TV you regularly find that all the
channels broadcast the same thing.
You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as
possible.
You spend your weekends at an expensive five
star hotel near your house.
You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo
system even though you can't turn it as loud as you
can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog
lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio,
gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing
steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered
suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires,
etc. Yet you find them not gaul enough.
You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your
Toyota Kijang.
If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars
imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12
kilometers with a liter of gas.
You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported
car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.
You have your drivers license at the age of 14.
You got it without any driving tests.
You are unfamiliar with electric stove.
You are even more unfamiliar with microwave
ovens.
I am familiar with it... Hehehe, relieving...
If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to
succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas
Negeri.
If you've graduated from college, your main
purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary
at a foreign company even if you have to stay
unemployed for five years to find one.
If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is
now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from
a "good" family, and the most importantly good
looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan.
You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass
these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends!
Yeah Rite! Hahahaha
You Know You're Indonesian When....
Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a
day.
You believe kecap ABC could turn bad cooking to
gourmet food.
You talk during a movie.
You eat fried rice in the morning.
You prefer Versace or Moschino jeans over Gap
or Levi's.
gw lebih suka Gap sih tetep, hehehe
You don't think Jim Carrey is funny.
I do! I do! Hehehe
You think Onky Alexander is a hunk.
I don't know who he is
You think Rhoma Irama is kampungan.
You carry a 16 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you
travel.
Driving a car that is cheaper than $15,000
embarrasses you.
You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it
anyways, because you are homesick.
You are willing to travel 25 miles to buy tahu and
tempe.
You are "Dreaming of a WARM Christmas".
You are very good at avoiding potholes and other
road hazards.
Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal.
You think Supermi is a staple food.
You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a
quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone.
You have ever successfully bribed a police officer.
You have ever successfully bribed a customs
officer.
You do your shopping in Singapore.
Your drivers license claims you are 5 years older
then you really are.
You have ever legally bought pirated software.
You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45.
You have bought something from a barefooted
street peddler.
You know exactly how many islands Indonesia has.
Hehehe, fortunately I don't
You have ever eaten something sold off a cart on
wheels.
You realized that money is everything before you
were six.
The first thing that comes to mind when hearing
the word "Jakarta" is "macet".
Someone you know has ever ridden on top of a
train.
Your daily commute includes thinking up new
ways to ride the city bus for free.
You don't mind people being late.
You think standing in line is a waste of time.
You have tried every Monday of your youth trying
to avoid upacara bendera.
You have used a mosquito repellant that looks like
a coil and is lit on one end.
You use the terms "Ni yee", "-lah" and "Ih, jijay" on
daily basis
You know what Pancasila is, what it means and
know it by heart.
You complain that movies in America don't have
sub-titles.
Your daily conversation may include enactments
of TV commercials.
You have ever consulted a dukun.
Hahaha, ga siiih.
Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and
gotten away with it.
You have ever spent the night before an exam
looking for someone who sells the questions.
You like the smell of terasi.
You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super
Bowl.
You can name a manufacturer of
shuttlecocks/badminton birdies.
You have a 16' satellite dish hidden in your back
yard.
You have ever ridden in a motor vehicle with three
wheels.
You miss your maid during laundry day.
Your clothing has brand names printed on it that is
visible from 50' away.
You attend weddings only until you are done
eating.
You have attended weddings that you are not
invited to.
You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of
ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins.
You know more than one music group that stole
the tune of Cranberries' "Zombie".
You have a can of Baygon on your kitchen table.
You make major decisions based on gengsi.
You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-
back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances.
Someone in your family has extra pockets in his
outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar.
You have paid more then $1000 to get your name
on your license plate.
When watching TV you regularly find that all the
channels broadcast the same thing.
You know more than 10 acronyms/abbreviations.
You set the ring tone of your cell phone as loud as
possible.
You spend your weekends at an expensive five
star hotel near your house.
You have one of those gigantic 5000 watts stereo
system even though you can't turn it as loud as you
can since you live in a crowded neighborhood.
Your Toyota Kijang is packed with bull bar, fog
lights, roof rail, car alarm, expensive car audio,
gold plated emblems, tail light "protector", racing
steering wheels, sports muffler, lowered
suspension, 17 inch wheels with expensive tires,
etc. Yet you find them not gaul enough.
You are able to squeeze 15 passengers in your
Toyota Kijang.
If you're rich, you buy a huge 50.000 dollars
imported SUV and demands it to run minimal 12
kilometers with a liter of gas.
You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported
car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter.
You have your drivers license at the age of 14.
You got it without any driving tests.
You are unfamiliar with electric stove.
You are even more unfamiliar with microwave
ovens.
I am familiar with it... Hehehe, relieving...
If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to
succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas
Negeri.
If you've graduated from college, your main
purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary
at a foreign company even if you have to stay
unemployed for five years to find one.
If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is
now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from
a "good" family, and the most importantly good
looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan.
You're proud to be Indonesian - and you pass
these jokes on to all your Indonesian friends!
Yeah Rite! Hahahaha
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