Tadi pagi kagetan

Jam 7 pagi ada orang ketok2 pintu gw, cuekin ga ya? Terus ting tong ting tong... Aduh bangun juga lah, samperin, siapa sih...

Orang itu : Hi! I'm from ... (sambil tunjukkin badge dia). I'm sorry to wake you up but have you ever seen this guy? *Nunjukkin foto, orang item gitu*
gw : Err... No. What's wrong with him? *sambil ngantuk2 ga mudeng*
Orang itu : We're searching for him. He's a very violent man.
gw : *Ngangguk2* I see... (mikir : Serem juga, tapi koq carinya di sekitar sini ya?)
Orang itu : We got a clue that he made a telephone call from this address, this building.
gw : *langung bangun & melek!* EXCUSE ME?!? (Apartment yang alamatnya sama kaya gw palingan cuma 7 ato 8 unit termasuk ruma gw). (Mikir : Sussex gw baru tinggal seminggu kurang ada orang beginian lepas?!? WTH??!?!)
Orang itu : Yea, there was a phone call made from this building's address, unfortunately we don't know the apartment number. Do you know who's living in this unit? *nunjuk pintu ke tetangga atas gw*.
gw : He lives upstairs, but I recall he's... err... racially different. *Tetangga gw yang atas orang puti kayanya*.
Orang itu : Ah I see... I understand, he's not black.
gw : *ngangguk2*
Orang itu : Okay then, I'll get goin. Once again, I'm really sorry to wake you up.

Tutup pintu...

gw (dalem apartment gw) : *Langsung gw buka2in semua pintu kloset gw, ngecek ga ada apa2 --> Takut ada orang sembunyi ato gimana(parno mode on)*


Ga di Puerto Rico, ga di ruma sendiri, paranoid deh gw lama2... Mana gw ga ada rumet lagi...