Top 10 stories that did not make the WISCONSIN ENGINEER

Diambil dari Wisconsin Engineer November 2006 Edition.

Section Commentary "Just One More, The finest in eclectic humor"

1. Escher woodcut actually inspired by Engineering Hall stairwells.
2. Ace of Bace : We did not see the sine.
3. Freak UW-Madison reactor accident opens up real-life portal to World of Warcraft; UW-Madison gamers elated.
4. Descendant's fountain reprogrammed to spray liberal arts students on command (Hahaha, parah abis...)
5. Engineering student found in ECB after 16 days of continuous studying / cramming.
6. Mythbusters celebrates 100th statistically insignificant result.
7. Dwarf planet vote : Astronomers no longer scientists.
8. College of Engineering changes name to "College of Nano- and Biotechnology".
9. Chemical Engineers mix H6C12B3 + P2H6C2 end up with tasty Cheeto-like treat.
10. Bored student learns about Planck's constant the hard way.